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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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