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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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