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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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