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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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