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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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