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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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