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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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