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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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