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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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