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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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