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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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