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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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