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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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