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Pet death
My
uncle
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Bob
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a rhinoceros 🦏
a hyena 🐺
a cow 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a lynx 😺
a crocodile 🐊
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