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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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