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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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