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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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