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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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