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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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