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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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