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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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