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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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