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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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