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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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