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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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