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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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