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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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