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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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