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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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