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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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