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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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