Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.