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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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