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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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