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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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