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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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