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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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