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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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