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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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