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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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