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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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