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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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