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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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