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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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