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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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