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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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