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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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