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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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