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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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