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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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