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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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