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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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