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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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