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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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