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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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