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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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