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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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