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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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