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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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