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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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