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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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