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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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