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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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