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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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