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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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